Mrs.Grussellpuff (the MEANEST teacher ever!)

Once there was a teacher named Mrs.Grussellpuff. She was the meanest teacher ever! Everyone hated her and she was so mean that the people from the Guinness Book of World Records tried to interview her but she just got them out of her classroom by using a whip. Mrs.Grussellpuff taught at Thomas Jefferson Elementary School and she treated kids with no respect. She used to teach at a military academy but she moved to the elementary school to torture the students. On the first day of school a kid from Mrs.Grussellpuff's classroom was late for class so she made that poor soul stand in the corner of her classroom holding five books in one hand (which weighed sixty pounds) and hold his leg with the other while his teacher spanked him with a yard stick! "Ouch!" the boy said. "Well that's what you get for being late for my class!" the teacher said. All the other kids were terrified of their teacher. One day a little girl in Kindergarten came to Mrs.Grussellpuff's classroom to deliver a letter but that mean old teacher wouldn't tolerate it. "Give me that letter!" Mrs.Grussellpuff yelled as she snatched it away from the little girl. "You're mean!" the little girl said. "Well I don't care!" the teacher yelled. After the teacher yelled at the little girl she began to cry loudly. Then one of the teachers came out of her classroom. "What is going on here!" she yelled. "That mean teacher made me cry!" the little girl said. "I can't wait until I report this bad behavior! Mrs.Grussellpuff you are going back to military school on a far away island!" the principal said as she walk towards the mean teacher's classroom. " I-I didn't m-mean to scare the little child." the teacher said. Everybody in the school knew Mrs.Grussellpuff was seriously afraid of the principal. After Mrs.Grussellpuff heard the principal yell at her she peed on herself! "Oh my!" the principal said. "Looks like you will need some help walking back to your car. Let me help you." the principal said. As the to people walked outside there was a whole crowd of students recording videos of Mrs.Grussellpuff and her "wet pants". "This is not funny! I will come back for you and when I do you'll be sorry you fired me!" the teacher said as she left the school."Yeah! I won't be sorry I fired you!" the principal said.the end

Kyra Saying Hi

Hi guys. This is Kyra. You may know me from my previous stories and I just wanted to let you know I will be writing more stories on my blog. I am now in 5th grade and I am loving it. I go to a new school and I am making new friends. Soon you may see some more videos on my blog. You should also know me from my previous stories I wrote. Hopefully I'll make more stories throughout the school year. Oh and I wanted to let my fans know I appreciate your comments. Keep up the good work. Bye.

The Talent Show

This year we are having a talent show. We do all kinds of things like karate, pillow fighting, pillow skating, and singing. I also do a performance with my brothers Jaiden and Jordan. When it is our time to sing we sing mostly Michael Jackson songs.
My friend Amani won't be here for the talent show, but we might do a summer talent show. The songs that we will be singing is Stranger In Moscow, Billie Jean, Off The Wall, and Blood On The Dance Floor. We'll also be doing other songs too. My mom and dad will also be joining the talent show,so as the other adults that are there. At the end we do a fun,and exciting dance.Then we will go to bed while the adults talk to each other.the end

The Haunted House

Once upon a time,lived a little girl named Kelly. Kelly loved Holloween,and especially when there were haunted houses. On the day of Holloween Kelly got back from scool and went to go put her costume on. This Kelly was a Vampire,and then she went trick-or-treating with her family. Finally,at the last house in the coner there was the scariest haunted house there ever was.
When Kelly saw it she said"people I am not afraid to go in this haunted house even if you dared me to." Then her friend Kalisa said"I triple donk dare you to go in that haunted house." When she went in she got in she was,so freaked out that she had to hide behind her mom. When they started walking all of a sudden a giant bat came out,and she was really freaked out. When they got out of the haunted house Kelly,and her family went home. Kelly,and her friend stayed at Kelly's house for the night. The next day, Kalisa went home,and Kelly said that she had a good time trick-or-treating with her friend.Ihped you liked the story.

My Favorite Song



My favorite song is Fear. Fear is a song that I have to practice on a lot because Amani and I are singing that song for the talent show. My friend Amani is participating in the the talent  show this year. Amani and I always         practice very hard to get everything right. This song is my favorite song because the piano music is so delighting and so alive. At the end of the song when the violins are playing it just makes you feel like you want to get up and pretend like you're playing the violins.

My favorite part of the song is this -
This may sound silly but its true
(This may sound silly but its true)
So don't pretend it aint you too
(But I aint to scared to share my fear)
We all afraid of something here
(Oh yes we are)
Cuz you aint human with out fear



I like this song because she means that everyone is afraid of something and that you are a person with fear. We're all only human, and we're all afraid of something. I also think she means that because we're all afraid of something, we're also not alone. So maybe we don't have so much to be afraid of after all. That's what I think, and that's why I love this song.

The Clumsy Boy

Once upon a time, there lived a boy named Clumsy Rick and he always was getting in trouble. Each day he would do something that would get on everybody's nerves.When Rick took a dump in his mom and dad's bathroom and did not flush the toilet his mom said, "RICK YOU GET IN HERE AND FLUSH THE TOILET YOU CLUMSY BOY!!!!!" When rick heard his mom's voice he knew that if his mom told him to be there he'd better be there quick.

One day at school Rick did something he was not supposed to do in class. He cut the cheese and made a big one, so everyone had to get out of the classroom and do class in the hallway.

The next day he was standing outside minding his own business and he was not noticing that when he asked people to play with him they said no because they thought that he was going to bust another grumpy.When Rick noticed that everyone said no he said, "HEY DON'T ANY OF  YOU WANT TO PLAY WITH ME? I STOPPED CUTTING THE CHEESE!" 

The next day he knew that he had to stop being clumsy. Then he asked someone to play and he said yes because Rick told him that he had stopped busting grumpies and that he had learned his lesson. So by the next day he started making more friends than he ever had.

by Kyra

Who I Am

My name is Kyra and I love to write stories. I also like to design my own clothes on a piece of paper. When I grow up I might be a story writer,fashion designer,or a singer.

I like the way Jordan laughs. Jordan is my little brother who makes me laugh all the time. My mom is a teacher. She teaches 8th grade. My dad makes cookies and mails them out to other people who want his cookies. My twin brother Jaiden is a goofball. He is always laughing at everything.Kaelyn is my little sister. She just turned four years old and next year and she's going to pre-k. T.J. is my cousin.He is in 4th grade and in July he turned nine years old.

In my blog I will tell you about my everyday life and I will write some stories. I hope you read along.